Don’t be a dumb ass - download Smart Ass Quotes. Smart Ass Quotes is an entertaining collection of over 400 sassy, funny, insulting, and irreverent quotations. The quotes are grouped by category under Insult, Odd, and Clever. You can save your favorite quotes in the Favorite Category. Quotes can be retrieved and displayed by category, randomly, or from your selected Favorites. Use it when you need a laugh. Sound smart - use a quote. Your stupid friends may actually think you’re clever!